What are you doing here? I appreciate you coming here and all but didn't you hear? This place is
! Here, look, I'll link you to the site you're supposed to be at and we can put
this whole mess behind us, okay?
Here's my real webpage: Sqybrand.com
; it may look similar, but
I promise you it's actually quite different. What you're viewing right now is an old outdated
version on a domain I'm no longer using for hosting the main site.