Hey...
What are you doing here? I appreciate you coming here and all but didn't you hear? This place is
old news! Here, look, I'll link you to the site you're supposed to be at and we can put
this whole mess behind us, okay?
Here's my real webpage:
Sqybrand.com; it may look similar, but
I promise you it's actually quite different. What you're viewing right now is an old outdated
version on a domain I'm no longer using for hosting the main site.
